Total Medals Earned: 306 (From 75 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,120 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/55 points)
who's there?
you know how it goes
finish a flash project
literally
had one too many
get a grip man
finish a project in less than 27 commands
go two levels deep
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/185 points)
Clear away 100 blocks
Beat levels 1- 5
Beat levels 10 - 20
Beat levels 5 - 10
beat level 30
Clear away 1000 blocks
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/225 points)
Get killed by the lasers
Watch the entire credits scene
Submit your high score
Listen to the entire story
Die ten times
Skip the story midway
Finish under 3:20
Finish under 2:50
Finish under 2:20
Last four minutes without shooting
Kill the boss and save the world
Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 2/9 (20/105 points)
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You use your surroundings wisely
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Easy as... Cake!
Blood, blood and more blood.
Click on at least 14 tenticles.
Y-A-N-K-O-V-I-C
Medals Earned: 3/17 (75/500 points)
Kill the criminal with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Manipulate Card.
Kill the couple with the Summon card.
Kill the victims in all 9 different ways.
Kill all your victims with the Manipulate card.
Kill the criminal with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Manipulate card.
Kill the couple with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Possession card.
Kill the lumberjack with the Summon card.
Kill all your victims with the Possession card.
Kill all your victims with the Summon card.
Kill the criminal with the Summon card.
